If you have ever twisted your ankle and embarked on a shopping trip, you know you will eventually find your way next to to a potted plant, clothing racks, etc. -sitting. Luckily pen and paper are never lacking when you need it most in a mall, and you're never short on muses.
Chairs at the cosmetics, never fails.
Apparently there's ink on the labels that help security identify shoplifted items. For a moment there we thought those ink blotches were meant as graphic patches of blood to discourage shoplifters, hm... now there's an idea.
If you carefully observe the leopard print (or 'urban cougar print' as someone has so fondly volunteered), noticed the pattern repeats itself approx. every 4" at the scale of a shirt. Guys, observe discretely or better yet, look when the shirt is hung on a rack.
Nearby library.